Books to the Sky

“Books to the ceiling, Books to the sky, My pile of books is a mile high. How I love them! How I need them! I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.” ― Arnold Lobel

How to Prevent Unicorns from Stealing Your Car

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Finally, advice that is useful! Although I knew they love pink things, I had no idea how much unicorns love anything with wheels. Fortunately, the title story in this collection is chock full of useful ways to prevent unicorn hostilities. No bragging, no holy water, and no putting the car on the roof of the house. Read the rest of this entry »

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